Patriot

The U.S. Government successfully trained dolphins to retrieve underwater missiles as well as to plant underwater bombs in 1974. However when the dolphins were exposed to socialist propaganda they defected. The Navy Seals were then created to eradicate the dolphin traitors.

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World Governments know of the existence of werwolves, but hide the fact they exist because they are an endangered species eaten by the world’s bourgeoisie. They hide their existence so they are not labeled ‘endangered’ and become protected.

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the government doesn’t want you to know that your wireless internet works in your bathroom.

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